Another pair of panties shipped out today to their lucky new owner. Always makes me smile 😊

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🛑 Stop what you’re doing. Now, go send this sexy lady some happy birthday wishes. 🎉 Better yet if they make the sound ka-ching 💵 when you send them. https://www.allthingsworn.co/profile/desperatehousewife

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In the immortal words of Ice Cube, you may have dick for days, but I’ve got “ass for weeks.” So get on my schedule.

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Finishing up my latest custom panty wear/ erotica writing order today for a very lucky Buyer who is so much fun to work with, and really gets my juices going - both my creative juices and my naughty ones 💋

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👀 Peep my fresh listing. Available this week. Trust me, you don’t want to miss these stretchy, silky, pantyhose I’ve worn in and warmed up just for you 💋

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Silent sends and tips are *ALWAYS* appreciated, and a sure way to get my prompt attention 💋

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Good morning ☀️

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Me, to me, looking at my stats. 🤣 That’s ok, I’m a hell of my own coach, so ima smack my own ass and hustle harder

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Even Miss G needs to let her hair down, let her belly out, and watch some tv in her panties now and then. Don’t worry though, I’m still open and happy to chat in DMs 💋

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Taking applications for a new toilet seat; apply (your face) here.

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I’m being lazy today, so cum put me to work.

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💗 This, this right here is everything. @DesperateHousewife, you are so kind and so supportive, and I cannot thank you enough for your encouragement since we’ve connected. You inspire me!! It’s friends like you here that make it worthwhile, on the hard days and the good days alike. THANK YOU 😘 💗

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Date night but couldn’t get into her panties? That’s ok… take mine.

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Feeling Lucky? https://www.allthingsworn.co/listing/sweet-sexy-worn-thong-blue-white-flower-luc

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🍆 Morning wood? Let me see it. Dick ratings, get em while they’re hot 🔥

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Ok last meme from me for the night 🤦🏼‍♀️ 😆 #fridaynightmemewars

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Ewww 😂 🤢 #fridaynightmemewars

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🤣 🍆 👌 #fridaynightmemewars

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Bad boys… and bad girls… we’re not putting up with your excuses today. 💋 It’s payday 💸, so we know you’ve got the cash, and our dues are due. Respect your Sellers, or be disciplined. 🚔💄

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Starting the day early here in the U.S… happy to help any of my international Buyers if you have a need 💋

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