When life gives you lemons, buy more panties… and c*ck ratings.. and maybe like a really nice lemon sorbet..that I could lick off your nipples 😜
Also… some of my reviews go a little overboard, I just have an average sized c*ck..🙃
Also, also.. Fergie.. if you’re reading this, I will not sell you the rights to the word fergaliciousness… jeeeeez
P.s. If you’re thinkin you’re just gonna walz in here and have me pay you to rate my c*ck.. there’s an unofficial, unwritten list that exists in the black folds of ATW… ooooo😱🔮.. sp**ky, I know..this booty sl*t has a lot of orders promised in the future already…. If you catch me at the right time, it’s a solid maybe possibly.. yeah
Oh ok so @palewears wants a dirty pick up line huh..? You should probably sit down for this one.. let me just clear my face off real quick 😜#turnpaleon
Okay so it’s been brought to my attention that fergaliciousness is like kinda fucking hard to spell unless you reference the word lol.. another new name but as always.. same little booty slut 🙃
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When you get a bitch in your dms
Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot
When the pay pigs try to get at you
Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot
And if a buyer get an attitude
Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot, Block em like it’s hot
They got the oily on they dong
and they pourin all wrong
And they ain’t got what you need
So you gotta cut the schlong
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